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Every night:
- Me:Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
- Body:I'm not comfy
- Bed:Here let me add a spring in your side
- Body:MAKE ME COMFY
- Stomach:I'm hungry
- Brain:Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
- Me:*about 30 min later, finally comfy*
- Brain:Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
- Leg:Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
- Ear:WTF was that?!
- Brain:It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
- Me:*an hour later, comfy again*
- Bladder:Not so fast missy.
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